Part IV of the Joffrey playthrough!
Where we left off, with Margery and the Tyrells planning to steal the throne.
Significantly less of a threat than Mace Tyrell would have been, but at least it's a good opportunity for Joffrey to get some combat experience (and maybe some new torture victims huehue).
Joffrey leads his armies to yet another triumph!
Joffrey returns home triumphant, only to note that Sansa wasn't there! (Though in all honesty, she was praying to the Seven to save her from Joffrey. That, or she was building a fake Winterfell).
Of course, our illustrious king didn't care. He instead started sliding his hands up the dresses of Sansa's ladies-in-waiting.
The Tyrell pretenders make yet another attempt on the Iron Throne. But Joffrey is a king of blood and iron: he will break before he bends. And blood and iron is what he will serve these usurpers!
The Lannister War Council on how to deal with the Tyrells. Hear Me Roar!
War, sex, torture, our king is truly a Renaissance man.
Joffrey eliminates the threat from the Reach and removes the Tyrells from governorship of the region, in favor of someone more compliant (the Hightowers IIRC).
The Syrio Forel event, Joffrey hires a Braavosi duelist to teach his bastard how to fight.
And that's where the playthrough comes to an end. Sort of abrupt, I know, and I left out a lot of the child-rearing events because they're sorta dull. I can include them next time.
In any case, it was fun. I'll probably make a more robust playthrough in the future.
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