Saturday, August 23, 2014

Random Crap from a Joffrey Game

WARNING: The net is dark and full of spoilers. Read at your own risk.

WARNING: There will be references to rape and torture in this post. It's nothing that you haven't read about already in GoT, but I thought I would just say it, because in this playthrough I was fully roleplaying Joffrey, which included doing things I would never do IRL.


The King who lost the North. And his head.

And I made Sansa kiss it. Huehuehue.



Although Joffrey married Margaery, he continued forcing himself on Sansa when he got bored.


Notice that she died of gonorrhea. But I'm not infected, so how could she have been infected if we were monogamous?

Wait a minute...


Call me a medieval Maury. With the power of DNA-testing (using the console to see who the baby's real dad is), I found out that I am NOT the father, so I disinherited this brown-haired fool and made his blond-haired little brother the true heir-apparent. Then I tortured the bastard to death.



And then this happened. Big mistake, bish.


Joffrey's cruelty knows no bounds.



Later, even the Lannisters got fed up with the second coming of the Mad King, so they deposed him in a bloodless coup to be replaced by his son Lancel, who proved to be a kind and just man, and ten times the king Joffrey was.


"Rains of Castamere" event, only Lannisters have access to this (basically, it lets them play "The Rains of Castamere" at feasts, and IIRC you can boost relationships with vassals this way).

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